Body Boys- The Under-Hyped Hunks of Hockey Part 2: West Coast Swing
- Medina Chebatoris and Caitlyn Boyer
- Feb 26, 2016
- 3 min read
By: Medina Chebatoris (@Median_MarieC) and Caitlyn Boyer (@TruBluePensFan)
Whoop-whoop, it’s Friday! Everyone’s favorite day of the week and one I know many on Twitter have been anxiously waiting for. Last week, we gave you Part 1 so as promised ladies; we are now going to get into Part 2 of the Body Boys article. I am sure you have had plenty to fantasize about to get you through your work week. Let us do you another favor then, shall we? We are about to give you enough day dream to fill the entire weekend. Our last article featured the Sexy Beasts of the East. Today, you will see just how the West was won and all it took was one look. We give you….the West Coast Swing.
Andrew Ference- Edmonton Oilers:
“Fans, thank you SO much for telling me when to shoot…” Oh Andrew you sarcastic thing…how can you not love a man who can lovingly poke fun at his own fans? If that doesn’t “do it” for you, then the ripped torso and tattoos sure will. Although not shown, Andrew also looks ABSOLUTLY adorable in glasses (you will have to look that one up yourself).
Gabriel Landeskog- Colorado Avalanche:
By now you may have noticed…we love our Nordic boys and this Swedish power forward does not disappoint. Named after the Arch Angel, Gabriel is, by all means, heaven sent. His eyes mesmerize, and his smile shines like the snow-capped Rockies. Whether it’s his moves on the ice or his physique off of it, this tall, blonde babe will leave you gasping for air…in a good way.
Nail Yakupov- Edmonton Oilers:
If you are the kind of girl that is into guys that aren’t your “typical” form of attractive, Nail Yakupov is the Russian for you. His dark stare could piece any cold heart. And those lips…are begging to know what flavor of lip balm you are wearing. Just move the dog out of the way and make yourself some cuddle space and I am sure you and he can…hammer…out some romantic evening plans.
Patrick Sharp- Dallas Stars:
Having been around the league for a bit, Sharp has the needed skills (and practice) to keep you cozy and warm at night. Known as a bit of a jokester (he is famous for photobombing a couple’s wedding picture), you will have to be on your toes as to not fall into one of his pranks. His rugged good looks and lovingly soulful eyes will make you hotter than the Texas heat. So after you are done oogling Mr. Seguin, make sure you turn your eyes to this prize.
Roman Josi- Nashville Predators:
Do Jo-si what I see? I see a man with danger in his eyes. Someone who will just saddle up and let…it…ride. Chiseled jawline, the look of a high fashion model, and an almost country-boy charm that will have you wanting to slap yo’ grandma. Italian name and Swiss heritage, this Nashville nugget is defiantly someone you can sink your teeth into.
Ryan Kesler- Anaheim Ducks:
Sun kissed and stunningly handsome- those are the words used to describe this Quack attack. Once you fight away the urge to run your fingers through his wind-swept hair, then you are going to have to deal with that “come’re, girl” look he likes to throw around. Play your cards right, and he just might help you with your sunscreen.
Zach Parise- Minnesota Wild:
And WILD you will be once you get a look at this fine piece of American muscle. No need to put up your guard with this defenseman, he is a soft and sweet as those pale baby blues. His charm and down to earth nature (not to mention those luscious pink lips) will have mom’s throwing their daughters at him. I think I speak for all of us when I say….GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Zach Boychuk- Charlotte Checkers (AHL)/Carolina Hurricanes:
YES we know, his allegiance is to the Canes, but he has less seniority than our last AHL featured player, so he gets paired with our Western guys. Not only is he devilishly good looking, he is gracious and humble. He is never too busy to give fans a quick comment or tweet “like” a post at the very least. Whip up a batch of red velvet cake pops and you are sure to tame this Cane (sorry, Zach….I know I promised no more cake pop comments but I couldn’t help it, please forgive me).
Well there you have it! The Kings of the East and the Best from the West. So to answer the question “Where is…the body”? It is CLEARLY all over the National Hockey League, and we female fans are forever grateful. Now, GO SCORE (a goal)!
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